| Review:
Originally known as Black Sea Raid, as it
is still known in parts of Europe for
seemingly no apparent reason since no raid even happens at sea... but hey moving
on...
Special Forces is about everyone's favorite action-movie theme; nuclear
war
with the Russians! Ok, it's probably a little out of date and I doubt
any
kids these days really care about the Russians, but 20 years ago this
would
have been powerful stuff! Anyway, a Russian nuclear scientist unsurprisingly named 'Natalia'
(Marina
Mogilevskaja) discovers a missing warhead from the silo she works at...
only
to discover it's being secretly snuck out of the base. Shortly after
spreading
the news to her close-friend & commanding officer, she's arrested by
the
Russian military police, where she's deemed totally loopy and making all this crazy stuff up... clearly covering up their own
conspiracy.
Meanwhile the US learns of both the missing warhead and our damsel in
distress, so they do what any government would do and call upon CIA
agent
Rick Halsey (Daniel Bernhardt) to find himself a crack team of soldiers
to
go kick some Russian ass! Halsey groups together a 3-man-gang of
unprofessional misfits to accompany him; a car-jacker-for-hire named Neil "The Wheel"
(Dennis Lavelle of
Bloodsport 4 "fame"), a wise-cracking gambling-hustler called Billy (Steve
Parrish) and his street-fighting yet innocent little brother, Joey
(Michael Bunata)... so we have a fantastic cast of clichés all lined up for our
epic
journey ahead - complete with the best early 90's videogame screen names
this
side of Double Dragon!
So our gang travel to Russia where they meet up with a local dubbed smuggler
who deals them ammo, weapons, uniforms and other
regular supplies that any self-respecting undercover-operations task
force would need in their day-to-day lives. To make this more thrilling, the cast
excessively refers to money as "Benjamin Franklin" - oblivious
to the fact
that realistically this man would far more likely want rubles than
dollars...
but hey that doesn't make for 'witty' conversation does it?
So they buy the longest van I have ever seen, that somehow is meant to be
our
high-action APC, with which they race across the barren Russian
countryside in the hope of rescuing Natalia and finding the missile
before
it leaves the country. Needless to say they find the good doctor after
performing some low-budget action scenes and escape into the night. The
action that follows is sadly produced with all the substandard flair you
can
expect from a made-for-video movie shot in Russia; most scenes largely involve
running from Russian soldiers who have all the accuracy-skills of Imperial
Stormtroopers, turning, shooting a few, then running some more... and
unfortunately that's the whole movie. Occasionally when the budget allows it, we get some
obsolete helicopters, busses or crazy chases in side-cars... though not
much to get the adrenaline pumping.
Disappointingly
of all, Daniel himself is hardly in best form here. Being the fire-power
flick this is, there's no real room for Daniel to flex and whoop ass and
instead has to contend with just shooting waves of generic Russian
soldiers.
Likewise, he strangely portrays his character of Rick as more of a used-car
salesman
than a kick-ass CIA agent... grinning and making cocky remarks the entire
time; his masquerade as a journalist in the opening scenes is particularly
uncomfortable. Two scenes in particular are
almost unbearably embarrassing - first as he lifts Natalia off a steep
bank in
a honeymoon-embrace (complete with backing soundtrack straight from the
set
of The Young and the Restless) and secondly when he starts making out
with
Natalia later in the movie, as he unconvincingly gestures to Joey to
vamoose like some teenager who's never got some before. Not to mention he beats an innocent guy in the face for no
reason. Not cool. It
grieves me to have to criticize Daniel in this way, since I'm such a
huge fan (well, obviously)... but there's no denying something went
wrong here.
So unfortunately Daniel lets the side down here and the
rest of the cast don't help too much either. Billy and Joey have the standard
action-brothers relationship (with a very predictable plot-development
for them), and generally do the best acting on offer
considering their characters were pulled straight out of the Action
Movie
101 handbook. Neil 'The Wheel' is somewhat better than the warden Lavelle
played in Bloodsport 4, but he's still frustrating to watch since Lavelle has this
total
inability to act with any real conviction; he just exhumes
this constant nonchalant attitude... not
cool for an action movie where you should be inspiring your viewers to
want to conquer Germany all by themselves armed with nothing but a tooth
pick and half a baked potato!
As for Natalia, well she's ok, I guess - she's not exactly as gorgeous
as
any of the chicks in other Bernhardt movies (especially Blaire from
Bloodsport 4
or
any of the cast of Mortal Kombat), but she's pleasant enough and her acting is at
least on par with the rest of the cast... although that's not saying
much,
especially since she's undoubtedly dubbed.
So
unfortunately I have nothing more to say, other than basically this movie's
awful...
but there has been worse. By worse, I of course mean Bloodsport 4; for you see as
disappointing as this is, it's almost Oscar-material by comparison. To put
this
all into perspective - Bloodsport 4 is so bad it gives me nervous
twitches just in mentioning its name; whilst sitting right above that is G-2:
Mortal Conquest; and ever-so-slightly above that exists Special Forces. It's
poor to
be sure, but there is worse, at least this never pretends its miserable
Russian landscapes are America or any crazy nonsense like that! So only see this if you're a die-hard
Bernholic that has to see every movie our hero has appeared in, because
as much as I hate to say it, it's total pants.

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